Reasons Why ohio Sucks

1. ohio is home to ohio state university, obvjectivly a disgusting excuse for a school

2. ohio has a VERY slow speed limit for seemingly no good reason. 65 Mph might just be the only speed their brain dead citizens can handle

3. Lake Erie was single handedly destroyed by ohio and their massive amounts of polution they spew into the lake. Truly a shame 

4. Every single president that has ever come from ohio is considered to be "bad" 

5. The state of ohio's best natural landmark is the turnpike rest areas. 

6. Syphilis was first documented in ohio. Clearly evidence that they want to infect the global population.

7. ohio makes ANY other US state look enticing to live in. California for as bad as it is, its still quite pretty.

8. ohio has one of the lowest life expectancies in the entire United States.

9. ohio is top 5 in total number of people living in poverty, as well as one of the highest total rates of poverty in the country.

10. The state of ohio has produced more serial killers per capita than any other state.

11. toledo

12. If you live in Michigan you are forced to pass through ohio if you wish to travel somewhere south in the winter. Unless you're based and do what I do and drive around ohio. It takes more time but its completly worth the time. 

13. ohio is one of the most flat states. Even places like Nebraska have larger elevation changes than ohio

14. Cleveland naming their baseball team years ago the Indians is ironic given that the state hasnt had native Indians in about a century.

15. ohio state has their "we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan" song and frankly its pretty cringe

16. if I have to hear someone spell ohio 1 more time i might tweak out

17. People from ohio believe they own the word "The". I think that kinda just speeks for itselfs

18. Casey Anthony was a ohio state fan

19. Jeffery Dahmer went to ohio state

20. ohio state fans used to hate urban meyer when he was at florida and would coin him as "Slimeball" then ironically loved it when he did the same shit at ohio state.

21. brutus is a bitch, Specfically my bitch. 

22. The average IQ in ohio is probably like 64. I don't have evidence to back that up but im probably not wrong

23. Anyone born in the state of ohio with an above average IQ leaves as soon as possible.

24. Inbreeding is a normal thing in ohio

25. ohio is top 5 in both total deaths and death rate by drug overdoses. 

26. ohio is consistently top 10 in unemployment rate. Explains why their sports fan's twitter accounts are so active. A lot of 34 year-old moms basement types.

27. Milzy Motorsports. If you know you know, wouldn't recommend you take your business there. 

28. They put Italian food in the foreign aisle at the grocery store.

29. The Ariel Castro kidnappings were to nobodys surprise in Clevland ohio. 

30. Skyline chili might be the most dogshit food I've ever been forced to eat.

31. Cleveland's "The Mistake on the lake" is the only major city to some how start a Great LAKE on fire. How do you even do that???

32. ohioians think Applebee's is culturally significant.

33. Walmart is the biggest employer in the state. (So much for the walmart wolverine take they all have)

34. Nobody with an ohio state degree flaunts about it because its just about as useful as my used toilet paper.

35. ohio has produced the most astronauts of any state, further proving that folks with higher IQ's will do anything possible to get out of the state and go as far away as possible.

This list is ever growing. If you care to submit more please feel free to send me ideas on social media!